So Klout Perk recipients, does it feel good to be hounded on a daily basis by people trying to get noticed by you, wanting you to engage with them in one or two tweets so their own Klout score may improve? Do thoughts of these social newbies/climbers who look at you in wonderment because “Wow, you have so many followers” have you bounding out of bed in the morning?

Little do they know all the time you’ve spent hustling networks and sharing others content in seemingly valuable fashion, herding them unknowingly through your crappy jump page/ad network mess, and kissing an unbelievable amount of social tush.

Have you sold your social soul to get some popcorn from Klout?  I hope it was yummy.

I changed my mind, Klout Perks aren’t gross, the people who try to earn Klout Perks are. Those that obtain them and are unaware give me hope that “Social Media Guru’s” won’t continue to pee in our pool and cloud the social waters forever.